"It's On The Table"

Ever had one of those days where you just don’t want to get out of bed, be it because you’re too tired, lazy cold, comfortable or just plain don’t want too?

Well… Today was that day for me! Outside of the fact that I was freezing my ass off, I was having the most interesting and BIZZAR dream about one of my best friends, Mitchel P. Now keep in mind that I know of, I don’t dream often, because I don’t sleep! So when I actually do sleep I cherish it and to have the added bonus of dreaming and wanting to stay in it and remember it… Well sign me up coach!

All I know is that god awful noise from my alarm clock starts going off at 4:40 AM and that is where I realize I’m freezing and I am having this off-the-wall dream about my BFF!! I hit “snooze” (first mistake, should have just shut it off) and try to get back to this dream. Rather than put this little tidbit in there every so often, just know that my alarm keeps going off every 15 minutes and the dream gets interrupted as I search for the snooze button, so I can pick up where I leave off in this dream.

I remember Mitchel had this giant tattoo that went from his right ribcage all around his back onto his left side up around to his shoulder and onto his face?! Now anyone who knows my Mitchel, knows he owns no ink! He is not opposed to it; it’s just not something for him, so having seen this naturally blew my mind!

This dream was no different than in real life in a couple of aspects, one of which was, he was”shit-canned”. Lol

 I remember all of my family being at his house? Which in and of itself would never happen simply because anyone over the age of 50 would have a heart attack if they ever saw or heard any of what goes on at his house! Seriously, this man should charge admission to his parties!  

His parents were there and I remember my dad saying that he and Phil were brothers in a past life?! LMAO! For those of you who don’t know, Mitchel’s dad is Phil Johnson who up until recently was the assistant coach for the Utah Jazz, so to hear my dad say that to his dad and mean it whole heartedly , was just comical!

Nonetheless, mine and Mitchel’s dad’s are conversing and out of the blue… Mitchel asks my dad for my hand in marriage?! WTF!!!! This is so far out of the realm of normal it’s not even funny! Mitchel is a man whore who will NEVER settle down, EVER!!!!  Mitch and I have never even slept together, let alone “dated”, so for him to ask this in my dream was just weird! For whatever reason, he asked and my dad was all too happy to say “yes”!? lol Phil pats Mitch on the back and says “I’ve raised you well, son” “Welcome to the family, I’ve always wanted a daughter”. Lol so random! (In the “dream world” I Don’t know what any of that means?!)

Anyway, the tattoo- It was flowers!!!! Orchids and Lilies to be exact, there again, if one knows Mitch you know that he loves Orchids and raises them, thus having yet another thing in common. Orchids and Lilies are my favorite flowers and I have several tattoos of them on me, more specific, on my side/ribcage and neck?!

Anyway, things start to become fuzzy from here on out… Mitch tells me he is going to bed (yet another thing that NEVER happens! It was still dark outside!) He asks me if I will walk him upstairs, I say sure (which again is odd, his room is downstairs?), there were people upstairs passed out (not uncommon) and from what I could make out, a few shooting up? We slowly make our way up some back stairs and he begins to tell me how shiny his hair is? I agree give it a tug and keep walking. We get to the kitchen and he stops and says he needs a “Pacifico”? I say, “Ummm… No, you don’t”, and I try to pull him out of the kitchen, where he over powers me picks me up and gently places me on the kitchen table and says “it’s on the table” and plants one on me. I am not about to go into what that means, but I will say this… How fucking ironic!!!

At which time my alarm goes off again and I notice I should have been to work 10 minutes ago!  That is all that I remember of this dream. L I know that dreams mean certain things, but I honestly have no clue what any of it means other than the “on the table” comment! The rest is beyond me!?

Any thoughts people?

I need a dream analyst cuz this shit is gonna drive me crazy! Maybe this is why I don’t dream or remember them for that matter?! I swear, if I have Déjà vu I am going to shit a brick!

Mitchel P… I LOVE YOU TO DEATH! You are still the one and only man I trust with all that I am and have!