Goes a little like this... I get off work, head to the freeway (construction EVERYWHERE, save that for a later topic), Get on the freeway and have a semi in front of me... Lane eventually merges onto the freeway, I'm betting this guy is going to get onto the freeway, rather than taking the exit to the lane we are in, so I stay behind him... He takes the exit, naturally. So I keep going on the first of two freeways to get home. There is a Gold Avalon in front of me going 45 mph hitting her breaks every 3-5 seconds (no one in front of her) I have to merge to get in the lane to get me to the next freeway, I have to continue to follow the same dumb ass who is break-tapping and doing 12 mph around the turn to get on the next freeway, when it clearly states 40 mph turn ahead!
So I finally get to the next freeway and the dumb ass gets into the lane to my left (I'm still in the slow lane because I have to exit soon), but wtf is now in front of me? Another moron who wants to get into the middle lane and has signaled 3 times with ample time to do so, yet hasn't? All the while going 55(Won't bitch about the speed, at least he is in the slow lane)!
I continue to stay behind him, the road is torn up due to more construction so you have to REALLY pay attention to how the new exit works, which he was not! I get into the lane that allows me to turn left off the exit and he is still in the right lane which allows you to ONLY turn right! I see it coming a mile away, "Douche is going to cut me off"! Sure as shit, he does! I shake my head and lol. He proceeds to move over to the lane to my left which also allows you to turn left, cutting off another person and flips them off when the other driver honks at him? Really?!Wow!
I look in front of me and guess who is there? Break-tapping ass-hat! I'm thinking, "this has to be some old guy, so I just deal". I roll up to the light where the gold break-tapper has now moved to the center lane to my left and I look over and it's a chick in her mid 30's!
Well naturally, I am going to show her! Light turns green I punch it in the stang and get in front of her and break! I keep breaking until she gets so pissed off she changes lanes (no signal), so naturally, I do too... Still breaking! LMAO I can see her in the rear view throwing her arms up and cussing me like no tomorrow!
I don't want to particularly want to take the long(er) way home so give one more pay-back and make my turn with no signal! She honks and told me I was "#1"!!! lol Yay, score one for me, although I doubt the dumb bitch got it?!
I take the back way home as to avoid the light on Redwood, so I get to my turn to put me on my path home and low and behold there she is again! So oblivious that I am right next to her, I just have to laugh!
I have to slow to a crawl and as she passes me I see the break-tapping is still a must for her as there was no clear reason to be breaking! It's people like this that make freeway dead-lock an issue!
It's pretty bad when I have learned to use the slow lane to get where I'm going should I find the need to speed! I swear to goddess, most driver are dyslexic, along with rude and S T U P I D!
I hope this new law in Utah passes... And SOON!
Happy Driving!
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